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INSOMNIA  by Tony Dawson

Sleepless nights as we toss and turn,
Filled with thoughts our brains just churn.
Insomnia means we just can't sleep,
Though we reach five hundred counting sheep.

Relaxation, is the name of the game.
This is the moment you must proclaim.
Relieve your stress from those examinations,
Dump those negative hallucinations,

Think good thoughts as you lay down to sleep.
Negative vibrations must never creep
Into your brain - so flood them out,
Let your imagination laugh and shout.

While passing the magazine rack in a newsagent I enjoy the sudden flurry when I
announce  "No free reading the magazines now ladies and gentlemen!"

When I see a non deserving person park in a bay reserved for people with impediments I
usually exclaim  "Stupid drivers don't qualify to park in the disabled zone!"

A shark will not attack you unless you are wet!
Trade Mark
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